Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you
that don't know Andy Rooney, he is a 82 year old US TV commentator.)
I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and
big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some government stooge with a bad comb-over who wants
to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that
is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!
ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a
phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes
you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have
things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine,
White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see
what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because
they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people
who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population
is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it.
If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it
wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would
be "FIRED" immediately!
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of
cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English!
As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you
should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave
the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry
self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop"
in English, see the above lines. I feel much safer letting a machine
with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know
what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country,
you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored
bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee
shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk
our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later
they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living
document; and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling
is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you
from watching them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause
is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made
and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent
the next operating system that's better, and put your name on
the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but
it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their
little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please,
stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look
at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French Fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot
of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa;
so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa
is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American
because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather
was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.